Today in the PJ Star: The Fate of Emo

Ok, so it's actually a restaurant. Or something. It's still funny if you don't know what this establishment is. Something tells me you don't need my help picking out the funny parts, but allow me to bold them for you and we can all laugh childishly at "plays on words".

Emo's list price reduced

Emo no go?

That's good news for Emo's aficionados.

Best response to this thus far:

B: "I wonder how the dude from Dashboard Confessional feels about this."
Me: "Sad. Probably sad."