Dear 503-403-269x,
For the love of everything stop calling me. Clearly whatever scam it is that you're trying to pull it's not working. Unless it's a scam to make me so pissed off that I never turn my phone on ever again. That scam IS working. The fact that you've called me 70 TIMES in the last month is completely ridiculous. If I were a more motivated individual who actually relied on my cell phone for communication, I'd find out who at the FCC is responsible for laying the hammer down on you and report this. But I don't think it would do any good.
I'm getting a new phone sometime in the next week. I'm thinking a phone number change is in order. Between you and all 6 of the lowlifes who owe every debt collection ever money and insist on giving them my phone number things have been a little out of hand ever since I moved to the 651 a year and 8 months ago.
Honestly. If I didn't feel strangely obligated to own an aural communication device, I'd give up on the whole ridiculous system.
Thank you. That's all. Have a nice day. Unless you're calling me from the 503 area code. In which case.....please find something painful to get yourself stuck in for an extended period of time.
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